"This is fantastic! Be assured I will sing your praises
to everyone I meet."
"How many points to get into Heaven?"
A man dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, "Here's how it works.
You need 100 points to make it into heaven.
You tell me all the good things you've done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in."
"Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman Read More »»
2 funeral directors were chatting to each other.
" last Wednesday, it took all day to do a funeral"
"The Vicar lost the plot" Read More »»
Man goes to the Dr.
Dr Says "what can I do for you?"
Man says "well Dr. When I turn my head to the left, I see Pinocchio sitting on my shoulder and when I turn my head to the right I see, Snow White and the seven dwarfs, then when I look to the floor I see, Cinderella"
Dr Says " how long have you been having these Disney moments?" Read More »»
Q. Why do men like blonde jokes? A. Because they can understand them! Read More »»
Local Parish Priest met one of his parishioners and asked her how things were and whether there were the patter of little feet on the horizon.
She replied “No Father unfortunately not”. The Priest said “I’m in Rome next week, I’ll light a candle for you”
A few months later he met the parishioner again and again asked how things were going and if there were the patter of feet in the near future. “Yes” came the Read More »»
This is a prank call made from a celebrity radio host in South Africa to a BMW dealer complaining about his New BMW car.
This is original and very funny. Read More »»
Question: What did the Martian say to the petrol Pump? Read More »»
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